Looking through the peephole, Will saw the familiar silhouette of a Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
Wait... No... Upon further inspection, it was the silhouette of a UPS man.
"I have to get some new contacts." muttered Will.
Will opened the door and signed for the package. He brought the package in and excitedly set it on the table. He didn't recall ordering anything off the Internet, nor was there a return address. Will sliced through the packing tape and opened the box.
Inside the box, Will found a noun.